The Monkey Attacked Me

One girl's struggle against the bizarre.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

I'm not dead yet.

The Zimbabwe president denies news reports that he died last week. Apparently, the President was not aware that he died of heart failure. He wishes that he had been informed that he died as he could have been sleeping in all week.

2 Comments:

At 10:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That is to say: Rumors of his death were GREATLY exaggerated.

heh.

 
At 7:23 AM, Blogger LukeMiller said...

gotta love african journalism...

viva mugabe. kill whitey.

 

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