WikiHow

I just discovered WikiHow thanks to Z-Ho. Now, thanks to this wonderful site, I know:

How to survive a rap battle
How to write a rap song
How to become a punk rocker
How to get a feel for jazz
How to compose the first verse of a song
How to play the clarinet
How to seduce a man
How to present yourself as an educated person (dedicated to the Pres)
How to eliminate lost socks
How to dress funky
How to buy pearls
How to get your new boyfriend to stop wearing ugly clothes without hurting his feelings
How to manage pimples and still be beautiful
How to add blue tips to platinum hair
How to apply corpsepaint
How to braid hair for style or dating purposes
How to get straight, sleek hair without damaging it
How to take a bath (is there confusion?)
How to look cool while leaving 7 11 with drinks in your hand

And starting what might be regular feature...

How to Make a Coffin
Hopefully you are doing this for Halloween rather than fear of an eminent event.

Steps

1. Buy/get materials: Wood, wood glue or nails, fabric, stapler/staple gun, stuffing (for things like pillows), saw and hinges
2. Saw the largest piece of wood into the bottom of the casket.
3. Next cut another piece of wood into the sides of the coffin. Set up the pieces by connecting the pieces to each other.
4. Saw the final piece into the shape of the bottom of the casket to be the top. Connect the top and the coffin with hinges so it can open.
5. Fill the casket with fabric with the stuffing.
6. Bunch the fabric to fit into the coffin staple at the corner and the opens.

Warnings
Be careful with saw and staple gun.