Kinky for Governor

Here are some reasons why I think Kinky would be an awesome govenor for this fine state.

• A true love of all things Texas. His writings make you really happy to live in this state.
• Committment to bettering our environment even though such views are likely to get you lynched in "oil country."
• Come on, a Jewish governor named Kinky. How awesome is that?
• He makes salsa. I mean, that has nothing to do with running a state. It's just a fun fact.
• His belief that teachers are heroes. Since they are the ones doing the educating, they should be in charge.
• Since he isn't a professional politician, he owes NO ONE favors. He can just go in and start doing the job without worrying about lobbyists to pay back.
• Health care for the poor.
• Back to the independant thing... Since he doesn't owe any hacks a job, qualified people might stand a chance at holding positions of power.
• He wants to give property owners 15% of their taxes back. Sorry we took too much. Here, it's yours. Thanks for the loan.
• He couldn't do any worse than Rick Perry.
• Why the hell not?