Phone

I left my mobile phone sitting on my desk at work. Does the abuse of this week NEVER end?

What did I ever do to you This Week? How have I slighted you? What have I done that makes you hate me this much? Huh, This Week? What? Did I accidently make out with your boyfriend? Did I buy the same top as you? Did I cut you off in traffic? What, This Week? What did I do? How can I make it up to you? Tell me, and I will do it.

I can take no more.

I am This Week's bitch. I am abused. Abuuuuuuuuuuused.