Lesbian diss
Sue, my accidental lesbian date, has blown me off. She never called. Why? I'm cute. I'm funny. I have nice boobs. I have red hair. I know all the words to the theme song from WKRP: Cincinatti. But she never called!
I am hurt. Should I call her? I really want to know why I was dissed.
posted by The Monkey Attack Victim @ 12:57 PM
3 Comments:
Maybe she happened on your blog and found out you're not a lesbian?
Or upon reflection she went home and realized that something about the situation was odd: I mean who hasn't done that? Gone home and thought hmm, maybe she really wasnt in to me...
So, she led me on is what you are saying?
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