The Monkey Attacked Me

One girl's struggle against the bizarre.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

Lesbian diss

Sue, my accidental lesbian date, has blown me off. She never called. Why? I'm cute. I'm funny. I have nice boobs. I have red hair. I know all the words to the theme song from WKRP: Cincinatti. But she never called!

I am hurt. Should I call her? I really want to know why I was dissed.

3 Comments:

At 10:08 AM, Blogger Unknown said...

Maybe she happened on your blog and found out you're not a lesbian?

 
At 9:32 AM, Blogger Cali J said...

Or upon reflection she went home and realized that something about the situation was odd: I mean who hasn't done that? Gone home and thought hmm, maybe she really wasnt in to me...

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger Kelly said...

So, she led me on is what you are saying?

 

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