Convo with Dad
Ever wonder why my self esteem is low? Check out this conversation I had with my dad last night.
MAV: Sorry I missed your call. I was at the gym.
DAD: Oh, you have started going to the gym again?
MAV: Yeah, trying to get back into shape. But it is hard.
DAD: Well, you did it before. You were looking good. Now you have gotten pudgy.
Thanks, Dad. Thanks for telling me I am fat while I drive home. I am just going to swerve into oncoming traffic now. What with the momentum of the car and my gigantic ass, we will surely cause great destruction.
posted by Kelly @ 7:25 AM
1 Comments:
Yeah, I don't like the "tell it like it is" truth thing that parents do. I'm pretty sure my dad doesn't want me to tell him that he is in dire need of a nose hair trimmer.
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