Hair

Dear Man,

There are so many wonderful things about you. You are strong in both body and heart. You can reach things on the top shelves and open stubborn jars. You change the tires on the car because you know that we don't want to (we can, we just don't want to). You command respect from repair people.

There's still more. The conversation is nice. Any hugs you give are happily received. You normally smell pretty good. You are pleasant to look at. You are smart and funny. Needless to say, we are big fans.

There is only one thing. It's the hair. Long hair, specifically. We don't like it. There are a few rare instances where it is tolerated, but overall, no. Don't. Please. Cut your hair. We like short hair. We like hair that we can touch. Clean, short hair, that is what we want. Don't listen to your guy friends that say that your hair looks really cool all long and shaggy. While they might like it, they aren't going to be making out with you. We don't want to make out with someone that looks like a yetti. Really.

So, please keep your hair cut nice and short, because that's what the ladies like. We promise. Nothing makes us happier than seeing our man with short, clean, neat hair.

Next time, we can talk about appropriate facial hair.

Love,
Women