The Monkey Attacked Me

One girl's struggle against the bizarre.

Monday, July 11, 2005

Britney Spears

I am just going to come out and say it. I think that Brit's current size has less to do with a potential egg splitting situation and more to do with Cheeto overload. Brit? Frappuccinos have like a thousand calories. To put it in perspective, Lindsey Lohan and Nicole Ritchie probably consume less than that in a month. Combined.

4 Comments:

At 1:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard Brittney is having twins!!

Layoff the girl!!

Having a baby/babies is not a walk in the park!!

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

She hasn't confirmed it. Her pregnancy was announced very quickly once reporters started commenting on her recent weight gain. Her people were all oh she isn't getting fat, she's just pregnant. And that was announced at about 3 months along, if I recall correctly. Now, at around 4 1/2 months, she has gained much more weight than recommended for new mothers at this stage of the pregnancy. Seems that if she were really expecting twins, this would have been information she gave up with the baby announcement. Just a theory.

Or perhaps when the doctor said that she heard two heartbeats, Britney thought that one of them must have been hers.

 
At 1:26 PM, Blogger Kelly said...

Plus, it is just too much fun to mock her.

 
At 11:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree- Brittney used the old publicity stunt "I'm having twins!" To cover up the fact that she has an intimate relationship with food. HA! HA! Gives whole new meaning to "You are what you eat." And since she IS a pop-tart, well... She even went so far as to have the tabloids report that she was shopping for both a boy and a girl. I was so disappointed that she did not have him naturally... As far as "Having a baby/babies is not a walk in the park!!" SURELY YOU MUST REALIZE SHE HAD HER C-SECTION PRE-SCHEDULED, HER PERSONAL CHEF SCHEDULED AT THE HOSPITAL, AND THE REST OF THE HOSPITAL ROOMS EMPTIED? Please, feel sorry for her? I think not!

 

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