Serving Sizes Make Me Sad

Is there anything sadder than counting out one serving of Reduced Fat Wheat Thins?

Look, I don't want to hear some crap about starving children in Bangladesh. My diet is sucking my will to live. I am getting very diminished returns on great sacrifice. I have quit drinking. Not just alcohol. No Dr. Peppers, no tea, no juice, no Kool-aid. Just water.

That previous drinking related statement is making some people question if they are on the correct blog. No, you are. I was doing sit ups on an exercise ball and fell off. I landed on my ass, and the big green ball shot across the gym. Some things never change.