Top 5 Accidents in Chronological Order
1. Fell into a space heater
2. Stuck to the drain of a pool
3. Fell off a 4-wheeler and was run over when they came back to check on me
4. Attacked by a monkey
5. Clotheslined by a barbed wire fence while drunkily stumbling through the woods
posted by Kelly @ 9:35 AM
2 Comments:
That list makes me want to go all Southern and pat your hand gently while saying, "Bless your little heart."
Keep in mind those are the top 5. Many didn't make the list. Like that time I had to be cut out of my pants due to a faulty zipper.
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