Shakira
Okay, I really dislike blonde Shakira. In her new video, she has this ultra cool dance move where she moves her small, humble breasts in a circular motion that doesn't look so much sexy as it looks like she has the dry heaves. She does this like it is the sexiest thing ever, but it looks so STUPID!
I don't know what is more stupid, her dance move, her videos or her lyrics. It is an impossible call.
And now let's discuss her hair. Shakira, you have the Heather Locklear hair. It's called a hot oil treatment. It's your friend. Or better yet, accept that you are not a blonde.
So, in conclusion: Shakira? Stupid.
posted by Kelly @ 4:34 AM
9 Comments:
Celebs with bad hair=stupid. If I had tons of money and a private stylist every day. .. my hair would always be awesome.
Since you're commenting on girls that have "unique" dance moves in the music industry, I'll do you one better. WTF is up with Fergie's stomach from the Black Eyed Peas. What the hell is that? It's not fat, but is not smooth. It's sort of muscular, but in a weird and frightening way. It stick out, like she's pregnant, but pregnant with what would be a six pack of abs. It's really very scarry. Especially since she doesn't wear clothes that cover that.
But I don't think you understand how idiotic Shakira looks. She is actually doing something weird that consists of puffing out her chest and rotating the whole chest area in a circular motion. I really didn't think such a thing was possible. Think about rolling your shoulder. That is what it is like, only instead of the shoulder, it is the boob/chest area. She looks like a bird puffing up or something. It is odd. Watch the video and be puzzled.
And I think Fergie's stomach is the least of her problems. Let's talk about those stupid braids she wears all the time. What is up with singers adopting their video wardrobe style? Those clothes were picked as part of the video, to help tell the story. You weren't meant to wear them all the time. I mean, I think I look pretty damned hot in my Jubilee costume, but I am not going to wear it every day.
Celebrities are really dumb sometimes.
time for flava flav to dedicate a song to them. "don't believe YOUR hype!"
yeah, you did look hot as Jubliee...
Ok, I haven't seen any new Shakira videos or dance moves, but I can say this- she has been pretty consitently hot since I've become aware of her existence.
I'll reserve judgement until I see the new video.
PLW--
MAV made me watch the video. One word. Unsexy.
I have to disagree with you. Shakira looks absolutely hot in her latest video. I'm just sorry that the rest of you are uncomfortable with blatant sexuality. Belive me. Millions of men are panting uncontrollably because of her "dry heaves."
Think about what you look like when you have sex.
No disrespect sugar, just a different opinion.
The writhing could be sexy. The panting may be sexy. Even the grease slathered on her body could be considered sexy. The part I just don't get are the odd chest rotations. Her chest is moving independent of the rest of her body. How is that sexy? It looks alien to me. Never, in all the times that I have had sex has my chest ever moved independent of the rest of my body.
Shakira: maybe sexy
Shakira's latest video w/ chest rotations: not so sexy.
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