21 Reasons Why I'm Fat

The following are reasons why I'm fat...

1. Taco joints. 
Soft tacos. Crispy tacos. Street tacos. Drive-thru tacos. What's not to love? 

Specifically...

Taco Bueno 
  
   

Taco Bell.
 


2. Pizza. 
Ooey gooey pizza. Cheesy, greasy pizza. 



Whether delivered with some sides...

Or from the freezer...

3. Chips and Queso



At home...

At a restaurant. 

 




4. Chips and Salsa





5. Tex-Mex in general

6. Cheese of all kinds...


Fancy cheese from these guys...

or the kinds that are especially...gouda...

Or even this...


Because it can give you...

7. Mac & Cheese!




Then there are special offenders like...

8. McDonald's



9. Wendy's





 

and in general...

10. Nachos
 

 11. Bread

And this... 




12. Ice Cream


 

But especially...

 And what does ice cream go with?

13. Pie







and let's not forget...

14. Brownies


15. Cupcakes


16. Cookies


Even in their primitive forms...


17. Butter


Even if it's like this...

or...



Then for those special occassions...

18. Cheese fries



19. Pancakes



20. Chicken Fried Steak



And once I hit...

21.