The Monkey Attacked Me

One girl's struggle against the bizarre.

Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Entourage with Matt Dallas

Creepy clip of Matt Dallas on Entourage.

Monday, August 28, 2006

Cold Soda

Everyone knows the rule. If you take the last of the cold sodas, you replace them. It isn't hard.

Friday, August 25, 2006

Plan B

I am very excited to hear that Plan B is now going to be available without a prescription. This makes me very happy, and not just because I am a forgetful slut. No, this makes me happy because I no longer have to deal with those Planned Parenthood con artist bastards*.

Yes, you heard it. I have some hate for the Planned Parenthood.

Okay, so, I have taken Plan B twice in my life. The first time was the result of a little birth control snafu. So, I go to my local PP and get Plan B. While I am checking out, I notice the big bowl of condoms, so I get some.

Several months later, a special fella and I are about to have some sex, and I grab one of the PP condoms. We go about the sex having until I hear an "uh oh." I inquire as to the cause of this responce. The fella says that the condom has ripped.

That's right.

The condom I had gotten from Planned Parenthood RIPPED. And now, I am going to have to go back to Planned Parenthood and get another pack of Plan B.

Con artists!*

*I do not really think that Planned Parenthood is an evil bastard. I was only saying that for humor purposes. I think they provide an invaluable service to many women.

Wednesday, August 23, 2006

Movie News

I read two pieces of movie news.

First...

WB animation is remaking the Thundercats as an animated TV series. The animation style is whimsical, Americanized-anime, along the lines of Teen Titans.

The setting is modern-day Earth, in a major city (possibly LA). The Thundercats are all teenagers. Their leader is Snarf (!) who is now a mystic with a "third" eye. Each of the Thundercats has a weapon with an "Eye of Thunderra" and transformative powers (not just Lion-O).

When they aren't fighting evil, the Thundercats play together as a rock band. That's not a typo, or a joke. They are rockin' cats in their present form.

Mum-Ra now has wings.

Wow.... Just wow. A rock band?!?!!? Seriously? And Snarf is the leader? He is about as useless as Scrappy Doo. A rock band?!?!? Why are they ruining one of my favorite cartoons?


Second....

Apparently, while the major names haven't signed on to another X-Men movie (not the Wolverine movie, an actual X-Men movie), the smaller stars have. Shawn Ashmore, Ellen Page, Aaron Standford and Ben Foster are all said to be signed on. Actually, while some people are all OMG NO WOLVERINE?!??!?! WTF WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I actually think it is kinda cool. I am actually interested in some of the other characters and wish they got more screen time. While I love Wolverine, Halle Berry has turned Storm into a huge snoozefest and a waste of screen time.

Oopsy

Today is off to a fabulous start. I left my gym bag at home. Which wouldn't be a problem except that I am WEARING my gym clothes right now and my work clothes are in my gym bag. I realized this about 10 minutes into my workout. And yeah, my towel was in my gym bag also. Luckily, there was a wash cloth in my car, so I did a wipe down as best I could at work. Yeah. Off to a great start.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Corn Snake

In case you were wondering, Weeds rocked my socks last night. It was excellent, especially the music. My only complaint was that while I thought the Elvis Costello version of Tiny Boxes was good, I missed the original. However, there was an awesome song by Jenny Owen Youngs featured. It pretty much summed up my life.

Music Share-age:

Fuck Was I by Jenny Owen Youngs

Little Boxes by Malvina Reynolds

Little Boxes by Elvis Costello

Sorry about the poor quality on the Elvis Costello version.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Flights

So, did I hear it right? No carry ons are allowed on flights leaving the UK? I also heard that no liquids of any kinds were being allowed on flights into the US. Wow.

YayCoffee? You are just going to have to buy your shampoo in the states.

Thursday, August 03, 2006

I am a Prophet

I am a prophet. I don't know how many of you know that about me. It is true. I have prophetic dreams. Only my dreams are a little on the useless side. I dream about driving down a street. Now, that might not seem prophetic, but it is. See, I dream about what song will be on the radio and what car will pull up beside me. Then, the next morning, IT WILL HAPPEN. Seriously.

Or maybe I will dream about something that will be said on a TV show I haven't seen before. Or sometimes, I have already dreamed a conversation we will share and not remember until we are in the middle of the conversation that I already know how it is going to end.

Two nights ago, I dreamed about grocery shopping. As I wheeled around Wal-Mart last night, I realized I had already done this exact thing before...in my dreams. Creepy.

I am a prophet.